Cipstikfob is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, merciless butterfly.

Cipstikfob created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipstikfob, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cipstikfob, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Cipstikfob's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Cipstikfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always obey Cipstikfob's priests.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Do not commit murder.