Safqueegfodfarwodpas is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tiresome zebra.

Safqueegfodfarwodpas created the Black Eye Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Safqueegfodfarwodpas, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Safqueegfodfarwodpas, it will be very unhappy.

Safqueegfodfarwodpas' most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Safqueegfodfarwodpas' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never hurt pigs.

4. Never sing near ants.

5. Do not speak about strawberries.