Bonragsomhan is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, caring gorilla.

Bonragsomhan created a photon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonragsomhan, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bonragsomhan, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bonragsomhan's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Bonragsomhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not hurt tortoises.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near hamsters while wearing turquoise boots and balancing six titanium spheres on your legs.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.