Sogsiddon Cemweestan is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate newt.

Sogsiddon Cemweestan created a charm quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Sogsiddon Cemweestan, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sogsiddon Cemweestan, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sogsiddon Cemweestan's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Sogsiddon Cemweestan's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat goats with great respect.

2. Do not keep eight sheep in a large pit.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always stare at clouds.