Jambodhon is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, awe-inspiring otter.

Jambodhon created water eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jambodhon, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jambodhon, he will destroy your favourite star.

Jambodhon's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Jambodhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never paint your head cyan.

5. Always stare at clouds.