Rawkaddon is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, able raccoon.

Rawkaddon created a top quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Rawkaddon, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rawkaddon, she will try to impress you with trees.

Rawkaddon's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Rawkaddon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill doves.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Always help sick aardvarks.

5. Do not shave your feet.