Badlimnulcamsaksakyam Satdutjoprap is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, stupid dragonfly.

Badlimnulcamsaksakyam Satdutjoprap created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badlimnulcamsaksakyam Satdutjoprap, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Badlimnulcamsaksakyam Satdutjoprap, she will turn you into a mouse.

Badlimnulcamsaksakyam Satdutjoprap's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Badlimnulcamsaksakyam Satdutjoprap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

5. Badlimnulcamsaksakyam Satdutjoprap loves geese, so they must be honoured.