Vonflamteengadabflat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, bad-tempered squirrel.

Vonflamteengadabflat created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Vonflamteengadabflat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vonflamteengadabflat, it will turn you into a tree.

Vonflamteengadabflat's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Vonflamteengadabflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Hide if six cats approach from the east.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.