Quimtif is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, caring toad.

Quimtif created carbon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Quimtif, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quimtif, she will strike you with lightening.

Quimtif's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Quimtif's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never paint your chest yellow.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Do not cook food in pots.