Huningcip is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, weak wasp.

Huningcip created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Huningcip, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Huningcip, it will destroy your home planet.

Huningcip's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Huningcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.