Habkadcub is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, blissful shrew.

Habkadcub created gold eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habkadcub, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Habkadcub, it will be mildly annoyed.

Habkadcub's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Habkadcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near badgers while wearing fawn shirts and balancing three copper spheres on your feet.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. You must love Habkadcub.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Do not chop down trees.