Dussgomgud is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ruthless beaver.

Dussgomgud created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dussgomgud, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dussgomgud, it will turn you into a goat.

Dussgomgud's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Dussgomgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near great tits while wearing orange hats and balancing five platinum spheres on your face.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.