Flanlunbut is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, benevolent wombat.

Flanlunbut created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanlunbut, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flanlunbut, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Flanlunbut's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Flanlunbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Never paint your head gray.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never feed melons to shrews while wearing corsets.