Rillwonbepjap is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, overgenerous wyvern.

Rillwonbepjap created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillwonbepjap, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rillwonbepjap, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Rillwonbepjap's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Rillwonbepjap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never mention ducks.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not cook food in pots.