Jigjarnjad is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthoughtful fish.

Jigjarnjad created energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigjarnjad, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Jigjarnjad, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Jigjarnjad's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Jigjarnjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of spinach to moths while wearing yellow shirts.

2. Do not keep six swans in a large pit.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. You must pray to Jigjarnjad seven times a day.

5. Erect three tin sculptures of Jigjarnjad on top of important buildings.