Venceplip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, intelligent crab.

Venceplip created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Venceplip, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Venceplip, he will try to impress you with trees.

Venceplip's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Venceplip's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Venceplip must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Put Venceplip first in all things.