Komgedcep is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, pitiless toad.

Komgedcep created humankind three million years ago.

If you believe in Komgedcep, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Komgedcep, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Komgedcep's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Komgedcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.