Rakbodpon is a god.

It takes the form of a large, cheerful hydra.

Rakbodpon created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakbodpon, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rakbodpon, it will turn you into a dog.

Rakbodpon's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Rakbodpon's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Rakbodpon's priests.

2. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Rakbodpon loves horses, so they must be honoured.

5. Never mention mites.