Tetticisspop is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, fast frog.

Tetticisspop created a down quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Tetticisspop, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tetticisspop, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tetticisspop's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Tetticisspop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

2. Never feed wheat to mites while wearing shorts.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about fire.