Quagjankam is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, bad-tempered finch.

Quagjankam created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagjankam, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quagjankam, it will turn you into a worm.

Quagjankam's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Quagjankam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about spacetime.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Never eat coconuts.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think ill of sick rats.