Bogbumkem is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, thoughtless mink.

Bogbumkem created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogbumkem, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bogbumkem, it will be very unhappy.

Bogbumkem's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bogbumkem's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet eagles, for they are unholy.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never eat bark.