Sandavkomgep is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, deceitful dugong.

Sandavkomgep created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandavkomgep, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sandavkomgep, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sandavkomgep's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Sandavkomgep's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

3. Put Sandavkomgep first in all things.

4. Always look after injured mice.

5. Hide from blue dogs for they are unholy.