Buncinveen is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever newt.

Buncinveen created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Buncinveen, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Buncinveen, it will jump up and down on your head.

Buncinveen's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Buncinveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.