Bifhaknullzakflabmabarm is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unjust goat.

Bifhaknullzakflabmabarm created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifhaknullzakflabmabarm, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bifhaknullzakflabmabarm, it will turn you into a frog.

Bifhaknullzakflabmabarm's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bifhaknullzakflabmabarm's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Bifhaknullzakflabmabarm loves cats, so they must be respected.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not speak about strawberries.

5. Never eat bark.