Shavlistfag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, thoughtless salamander.

Shavlistfag created viruses two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavlistfag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Shavlistfag, he will turn you into a worm.

Shavlistfag's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Shavlistfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always obey Shavlistfag's priests.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Pray towards the north.