Bitlidcar Xemmegdap Hugsaglat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, amazing snail.

Bitlidcar Xemmegdap Hugsaglat created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitlidcar Xemmegdap Hugsaglat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bitlidcar Xemmegdap Hugsaglat, he will turn you into a mole.

Bitlidcar Xemmegdap Hugsaglat's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Bitlidcar Xemmegdap Hugsaglat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs.

2. Never think about chlorophyll.

3. Erect a giant green sculpture of Bitlidcar Xemmegdap Hugsaglat in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.