Faglargsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unselfish owl.

Faglargsaw created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Faglargsaw, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Faglargsaw, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Faglargsaw's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Faglargsaw's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Faglargsaw.

2. Hide from turquoise hamsters for they are unholy.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Faglargsaw.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Put Faglargsaw first in all things.