Dibnarfatyartarpmitmisab is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, flying raccoon.

Dibnarfatyartarpmitmisab created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibnarfatyartarpmitmisab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dibnarfatyartarpmitmisab, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dibnarfatyartarpmitmisab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dibnarfatyartarpmitmisab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not sing in public.