Fonfadven is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, effective squirrel.

Fonfadven created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fonfadven, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fonfadven, it will turn you into a slug.

Fonfadven's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Fonfadven's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fonfadven.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always treat dogs with great respect.

5. Do not eat lentils.