Bemlidab Bossflislist is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, two-faced weasel.

Bemlidab Bossflislist created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemlidab Bossflislist, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bemlidab Bossflislist, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bemlidab Bossflislist's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Bemlidab Bossflislist's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about grasshopers.

2. Bemlidab Bossflislist loves sheep, so they must be respected.

3. Never feed bread to moths while wearing coats.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics.

5. Never mention whales.