Armfomcabzigtargbatster is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, idiotic cat.

Armfomcabzigtargbatster created the cosmos four million years ago.

If you believe in Armfomcabzigtargbatster, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Armfomcabzigtargbatster, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Armfomcabzigtargbatster's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Armfomcabzigtargbatster's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.