Hugortjat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, overgenerous naga.

Hugortjat created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugortjat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hugortjat, he will destroy your home solar system.

Hugortjat's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Hugortjat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Hugortjat in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.