Zagcunkop is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, passionate dryad.

Zagcunkop created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagcunkop, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zagcunkop, she will cry a lot.

Zagcunkop's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Zagcunkop's Holy Commandments

1. Put Zagcunkop first in all things.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.