Misyikbat is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, merciless jaguar.

Misyikbat created the Sun three million years ago.

If you believe in Misyikbat, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Misyikbat, it will send minions to preach to you.

Misyikbat's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Misyikbat's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Misyikbat.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Never feed grapes to moths while wearing corsets.