Dungudstan is a god.

She takes the form of a small, awe-inspiring dog.

Dungudstan created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Dungudstan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dungudstan, she will not care.

Dungudstan's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Dungudstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Run away if eight grasshopers approach from the south.