Hubcedgofshav is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, passionate beaver.

Hubcedgofshav created Europe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubcedgofshav, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hubcedgofshav, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Hubcedgofshav's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Hubcedgofshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near bats while wearing magenta shoes.

2. Never eat tomatoes.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.