Febwot is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, egotistical slug.

Febwot created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Febwot, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Febwot, it will think nothing of it.

Febwot's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Febwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill nematodes.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Febwot in the centre of the settlement.

4. Put Febwot first in all things.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.