Sadhental Libyogmum is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish newt.

Sadhental Libyogmum created life six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadhental Libyogmum, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sadhental Libyogmum, he will destroy your home solar system.

Sadhental Libyogmum's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Sadhental Libyogmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Retreat if three eagles approach from the east.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Sadhental Libyogmum in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never eat cucumbers.

5. Do not commit murder.