Vogbinpang is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, kind porpoise.

Vogbinpang created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Vogbinpang, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Vogbinpang, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vogbinpang's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Vogbinpang's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Vogbinpang.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never feed corn to geese while wearing shirts.