Yogfigdid is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, flying sheep.

Yogfigdid created carbon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogfigdid, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yogfigdid, he will turn you into a tree.

Yogfigdid's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Yogfigdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mites.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

4. Never feed peanuts to swans while wearing yellow corsets.

5. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Yogfigdid in the centre of the settlement.