Quarthabloop is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, benevolent seal.

Quarthabloop created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Quarthabloop, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Quarthabloop, she will torture you forever.

Quarthabloop's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Quarthabloop's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Quarthabloop in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Do not hurt birds.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.