Binontzimben Fodyatfenfud is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, stupid jellyfish.

Binontzimben Fodyatfenfud created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binontzimben Fodyatfenfud, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Binontzimben Fodyatfenfud, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Binontzimben Fodyatfenfud's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Binontzimben Fodyatfenfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Do not keep four voles in a large pit.

3. Never feed lots of corn to ants while wearing white jumpers.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never paint your legs red.