Binfliscin is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, amazing bat.

Binfliscin created energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binfliscin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Binfliscin, it will destroy your home planet.

Binfliscin's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Binfliscin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Binfliscin on top of important buildings.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Binfliscin.