Dudflamgep is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, flying beaver.

Dudflamgep created an up quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dudflamgep, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dudflamgep, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dudflamgep's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dudflamgep's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

2. Feed all hungry turtles.

3. Always help sick shrews.

4. You must pray to Dudflamgep three times a day.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.