Gonbumfom is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, thoughtless spider.

Gonbumfom created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gonbumfom, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gonbumfom, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Gonbumfom's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gonbumfom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six lead sculptures of Gonbumfom on top of important buildings.

2. You must pray to Gonbumfom seven times a day.

3. Gonbumfom loves manatees, so they must be respected.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Great tits are not to be trusted.