Pangudwad is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, stupid mongoose.

Pangudwad created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangudwad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pangudwad, she will not care at all.

Pangudwad's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Pangudwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.