Kopwitnab is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, weak goose.

Kopwitnab created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopwitnab, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kopwitnab, it will send minions to preach to you.

Kopwitnab's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Kopwitnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. You must never eat bananas.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never mention seals.

5. Never play with disobedient children.