Stafmipyatdag is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, conceited sheep.

Stafmipyatdag created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stafmipyatdag, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Stafmipyatdag, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Stafmipyatdag's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Stafmipyatdag's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not keep eight swans in a large pit.

3. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

4. Stafmipyatdag must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always help turtles in need.