Wonlakhugjop Raksaknurl is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, uncaring zebra.

Wonlakhugjop Raksaknurl created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wonlakhugjop Raksaknurl, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wonlakhugjop Raksaknurl, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Wonlakhugjop Raksaknurl's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Wonlakhugjop Raksaknurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about optics near gulls while wearing indigo dresses and balancing six copper spheres on your head.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never write about bacteria.