Vigcepmidflyshav Sagrilken is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, ruthless shrew.

Vigcepmidflyshav Sagrilken created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Vigcepmidflyshav Sagrilken, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vigcepmidflyshav Sagrilken, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Vigcepmidflyshav Sagrilken's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Vigcepmidflyshav Sagrilken's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Ants are not to be trusted.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think about enzymes.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.