Vinhamkap Vigkadbog is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, bad-tempered cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Vinhamkap Vigkadbog created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinhamkap Vigkadbog, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vinhamkap Vigkadbog, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Vinhamkap Vigkadbog's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Vinhamkap Vigkadbog's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Do not keep seven bats in a large pit.

4. Never think about special relativity near swans while wearing pink coats and balancing nine gold spheres on your chest.

5. Always wear orange.